I Disapprove
I, Cinnamon Q. Rabbit Pants, would like to officially state for the record that I have disapproved of the monumental lack of posts the last few days. Birdchick is blatantly slacking. Oh, yes, she claims to have been "working non stop" since last Friday, but I will have you know that last night when she could have been prudently updating her blog, she chose--willingly, mind you--to go see Snakes on a Plane (a movie I highly disapprove of).Please feel my pain and know that I understand the frustration over no updates. It's a wonder that I get fed at all. If anyone would care to submit a donation, I could use the following:
Timothy hay
FRESH parsley
green tops of carrots (green tops only, no carrot please, I'm watching my figure)
copious amounts of dried fruit, especially cherries
Thank you.
posted by birdchick at 9:59 PM
9 Comments:
Oh, Cinnamon, I'm so sorry that your person is such a slacker. A large package of timothy hay and fresh cherries are on the way.
May I ask, Cinnamon, about your middle initial? Does it stand for Queen? Quadruped? Quidnunc? Quotha?
I expect you'll disapprove of this, but you look incredibly soft, and tough enough to not be crushed by good quality hugs.
Please don't kill me.
I, Victor Magnificent, a distinished American Tan, do offer my sincere disapproval of such human activities.
I extend an offer of fresh timothy hay and fresh carrot tops my human has picked for me in hope that they will ease your woes.
Most Sincerely Yours,
Sir Victor Magnificent
(as dictated to the human, Kitanne)
I've been reading your blog for about 6 months now, I've learned so much, but mostly, I totally crack up over Cinnamon posts!
How was "Snakes on a Plane?" They say it's funny. How could any bunny disapprove of funny movies?
=^..^=
Really, we were starting to worry. The National Guard was on standby...
I am forced to leave a comment of disapproval after seeing that you went to see "Snakes on a Plane". (I agree with Mr. Rabid, er.. Rabbit Pants)
If you reward the filmmakers, we will all be subjected to sequels, probably along the lines of: "Gorillas on a Train," "Moose in a Motor Home," and "Ants in Your Pants." the latter would really offend Mr. Pants!
I speak with the authority of one who is an in-law of the Susan who went Native.
P.S. Besides, can you imagine: Yes officer, I threw away my toothpaste and hair gel, all I have is my passport and my medically-prescribed seeing-eye python.
How about banana chips? I can send banana chips...
The last thing that rabbit needs is dried fruit of any kind--it does nasty stuff to her digestive track. How can something so cute excrete something so stinky.
NBB said that I have finally crossed the line by entering posts as my pet.
What does the Q stand for?? Hm, perhaps that should be a contest. I should also do a contest to see if anyone could guess what my middle name was before I changed it when I got married?
By the way, I love the name sir victor magnificent! I also thought I had the coolest internet handle, but I think birdfreak will give birdchick a run for the money.
I'm seriously thinking of putting together a small movie for You Tube called Snipes on a Plane. We could combine it with a bird flu movie. All the snipe are hiding on the plane waiting to sneeze on the passengers to give them the flu.
And for the record, I'm all for Sam Jack starring in a string of movies and all he does is come in and gets the job done, fixes up mistakes, outsmarts bad guys all with that colorful Sam Jack language.
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