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Birdchick Blog: Caption Contest!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Caption Contest!

The entry that makes me laugh out loud and is attached with a name wins. Bonus points if you can identify the bird getting its butt examined. Prize is a box of Zeiss Pre-moistened Lens Cloths--good for cameras, binoculars, scopes and glasses.

Please keep the answers PG-13.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Keith Dowling said...

"Cough, please"

Brown-rumped warbler.

11/14/2006 10:14 PM  
Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

"Huh! I didn't know cloacas came in different colors!"

11/14/2006 10:22 PM  
Anonymous Laura Erickson said...

So Lorena IS off the hook. John Bobwhite never had a penis in the first place.

11/14/2006 10:43 PM  
Anonymous David Raitt said...

They make these thermometers so small that I can't read the numbers.

11/15/2006 12:38 AM  
Anonymous Steve H. said...

the bird told me that he accidentally sat on that lightbulb.

11/15/2006 7:10 AM  
Blogger Patrick Belardo said...

Ok, YOU open your mouth and I'll aim it...

Olive Sparrow?

11/15/2006 7:12 AM  
Anonymous KatDoc said...

"You can identify the Florida subspecies by this small appendage. It's called a hanging chad."

~Kathi

11/15/2006 8:04 AM  
Blogger dguzman said...

"Is that a turd or a bird?"

11/15/2006 8:37 AM  
Anonymous Red Head said...

Floyd demonstates the latest hi-tech gadget for birders, just in time for Christmas...the feathered IPOD.

11/15/2006 9:13 AM  
Blogger Drummer said...

Floyd demonstates the latest hi-tech gadget for birders, just in time for Christmas...the feathered IPOD.

Drummer

11/15/2006 9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mazeltov.

11/15/2006 10:39 AM  
Blogger Birdbutch said...

Ummm...I'm no master birder, but I think you're supposed to feed them from the other end.

11/15/2006 10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roger was kind enough to show everyone how the new Zeiss Pre-Moistened Lens Cloth Dispenser worked.

11/15/2006 2:17 PM  
Blogger birdchick said...

Steve H is the winner with:

Steve H. said...

the bird told me that he accidentally sat on that lightbulb.


I'm really surprised no one did a fart joke--we all know how much I love those.

Great humor from you all.

Steve, email you snail mail address to me.

11/17/2006 11:54 AM  

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