Tuesday, April 15, 2008

The Benefits Of Relieving Yourself In The Woods

This is the post that I was debating about: is it too much information? But Non Birding Bill said that is was gold...hm, interesting choice of words in hindsight.

I was bebopping around in Mr. Neil's woods on Sunday. I was in hot pursuit of a ruffed grouse and the report that a black-backed woodpecker had been seen (I did not see it). After spending so much time trying to get photos of fox sparrows on Saturday, I was amused at how abundant and cooperative they were for my camera. Note the guy above. He just perched right above me in the woods and sat for several minutes. We're banding at Mr. Neil's on Sunday, I hope a few stick around.

It did seem to be a brown bird bonanza day. I was trying to get a photo of a brown creeper, but boy they just do not sit still. I got this shot and then aimed my scope up a few feet higher in anticipation of getting the perfect shot...

...however, just as it was perfectly centered in the frame, it took off! Curses!

The woods were full of hermit thrushes foraging on the ground. I love these birds. They are so secretive when they feed, it's hard to remember that they are the glorious singers we'll soon hear up north. I lost total track of how long I was in the woods chasing down all these brown birds. As I was following the thrushes, I heard a red-tailed hawk call from not too far behind me. It's sound I hear the education red-tails at The Raptor Center make in their mews. I wondered if there was one on territory nearby. I know a pair is nesting nearby, but did not think that the nest would be in this direction. I soon found myself far off on a path I do not normally travel looking for the nest. The sound of the red-tail was getting louder and louder, but I couldn't see anything in the bare trees that looked like a hawk nest. I reached the end of the path, it ended right at a bend in the creek. I noticed that I had a dire need to pee. There was a place just right for needs, and I assumed the position. From that angle, there was a clearing in some tangled buckthorn with a view of some pines across the creek:

Oh hey! check out that lump in the pine. I couldn't see it when standing on the path, but from this lower angle, it was quite visible. I finished what I started and then got the large lump in the scope.

I watched for about five minutes and then saw a large lump emerge. That looks like a hawk. Then to confirm it, I heard the loud, scratchy "keeeeeer" of a second red-tail--right over head. Then a third bird appeared. There was lots of screaming and it looked like a territory skirmish was underway. The red-tail in the nest took to the sky and the two hawks drove out the third.

After the intruder left, both red-tails returned to the nest. I was excited to find the nest, but a tad bummed that it is not in a place that is easy to photograph from a distance. Once the buckthorn leafs out, it will be well hidden.

I worried about posting this because, me peeing in the woods might be too much info and really, do you need that image floating around in your head? But as I said, NBB said "How can you not blog about peeing in the woods?"

Anyway, it led to finding a cool nest.

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9 Comments:

Blogger Rebecca said...

Great Story. One must be willing to go to any lengths for one's passions.

4/15/2008 7:15 PM  
Anonymous ColbyWolf said...

OMG! you pee???? I thought you were above such mortal concerns!

kidding ;)

Blog about peeing all you want :) you're human, we all are, we all do it. nothing to be ashamed of.

Plus, think about it: you've posted some delightful vent shots of some birds, you've taken pictures of owl-pellet-contents (which is a natural by-product of their digestive system! just like poop or pee ;) )... You even have a video with those two owls--one pellet-ing, and the other poopin'. You've shown us plucked hawk legs, raptor attacks in progress, and other glorious and gore-ious bits of nature.

How is you peeing worse then a half-eaten mouse? :)

Keep on blogging, blog it all, and take no shame in it. :)

4/15/2008 7:27 PM  
Blogger Scott Taylor said...

It is often an unplanned detour that led to some of my most rewarding sightings. My best shots of a Barred Owl happened because on a whim I decided I should stop by a cheese factory on the way home. The Osprey and Loons dining on fish and other critters last weekend, I got those because I saw a few Osprey over the highway and figured I should make a quick stop in Hudson to see if I could find any more. Some might call that fate, I tend to just chalk it up to dumb luck. But I'll take luck any day.

4/15/2008 8:10 PM  
Blogger AKA Bird Nerd said...

Not to be sexist, but women have all the luck. If it has been a guy he would have been relieving himself toward the brush, facing the tree, with his back to the nest you found.

4/15/2008 8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tend to find toilet stops are the moments when that one special bird you have been chasing suddely appear close to the shrub you have chosen for a cover. Probably because you are quiet and low so they think you've disappeared.

Most memorable moment was when a Crested Shrike-tit decided to land IN the bush I was hiding behind, causing a small firing squad of binoculars to be pointed straight at it. Twitchers be twitchers, though and no one actually noticed me because there was a BIRD to look at. At least, that's what they told me...

WA Twitchgirl
Australia

4/16/2008 12:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a thread on birdchat a few years back about birds found in exactly that situation. Plenty of stories, and not just from men.

4/16/2008 6:42 AM  
Blogger Danielle said...

I admit to not being the most careful reader in the world, but I completely missed the "peeing in the woods" part and had to go back to find it after I finished the post. TMI? Nah, I don't think so. :-)

4/16/2008 7:33 AM  
Blogger Owlman said...

No such thing as TMI when it comes to blogging! Should the post have been titled 'A red tail and a bare tail'?

4/16/2008 1:17 PM  
Blogger dguzman said...

So now the "duh!" question will be "Does a Birdchick pee in the woods?"

hee hee hee hee hee!

4/18/2008 8:44 AM  

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