Hello all, NBB here. Sharon is in the middle of deadline hell so she’s asked me to write a guest post while she gets caught up. The podcast will also be slightly delayed.
Since I long ago depleted my limited store of bird knowledge, I thought I’d just indulge in some shameless pandering by writing a Harry Potter post, since I’ve had to watch the movies prior to the release of Deathly Hallows pt 2. Birds are a big part of the Harry Potter world, not just in the obvious way, but there are lots of little things that lead me to believe that J.K. Rowling is a birder. Of course, the most compelling evidence is the one that everyone notices:
Crookshanks
Hermoine’s cat. Right? It’s named “Crookshanks.” Which is a homophone for Allan D. Cruickshank, who produced a photographic guide to Birds of America. See? See? It’s right in front of you, people!
Ugh, you probably want more.
Okay.
Buckbeak
Half-horse, half bird of prey, Buckbeak was probably the most impressive special effect in the movies, if only because the effects artists managed to somehow match the two different creatures so well. Buckbeak had the graceful power of a horse in his body, but his head carried all the curiosity of a raptor. “Is that food? Can I kill that? Can I eat that?” Kudos to the actors for managing to interact with a special effect that wasn’t there when they filmed. Buckbeak is sentenced to be put down after he mauls a student, but the student involved was a total jerk, so our heroes decide to save the creature, who now realizes how easy people are to kill. Uhm, five points for Griffindor!
Thestrals
A Thestrals is kind of like a Goth Pegasus. A flying horse without skin and batlike wings, they can only be seen by those who have witnessed death. They’re basically the creepiest My Little Pony ever, and are used at Hogwarts to pull carriages. They use invisible flying horses to pull carriages. Okay! The really odd part is that Pegasus exist in the world of Harry Potter anyway: they’re used to pull the flying stagecoach of the Beaux Batons school. And that’s all they do, except drink single malt whiskey as their only sustenance. Does drunk flying horses sound like a recipe for disaster? You bet! My guess is that Pegasus crashes are a regular occurrence, spiraling into the ground in a fiery wreck, which produces Thestrals, who as I mentioned look like they’ve had their skin burned off. Ecology!
Hedwig
Question: Why would you get an owl for a pet if its primary job is delivering mail and you have no one to send messages to? Seriously. I know it’s supposed to be a familiar, but Harry doesn’t use it in magic, his parents are dead (OH SNAP! Spoiler alert!), he hates his aunt and uncle and they certainly don’t want to get a message that has owl saliva and bits of mouse on it. Add to the fact the number of people who got owls for their child as a pet (legal in the UK) and then didn’t take care of them once they realized that raptors don’t like to cuddle, and the whole Hedwig thing just makes me so mad I should probably stop thinking about it.
And don’t forget Fawkes, who is either a Phoenix or the baddest chicken you ever met!
“Thestrals is kind of like Goth Pegasus”
NBB, I nearly stopped reading right there cos I couldn’t see the screen through the tears in my eyes from my laughing.
Good on ya!
NBB, thanks for the HP post. I especially liked the Cruickshank reference.
Best NBB post ever! Laughed so hard I nearly cried. Will be sharing this with all my birding/HP friends! Great!
with posts like this, NBB, you could take over from Sharon! Great one.
Hi NNB, there is a movie called A Time for Drunken Horses where the smugglers get the horses drunk so they will not be afraid on the mountain paths. hope Sharon surfaces soon.
Pretty good for a non birder!
You have made the films interesting to me! Guess I will have to see them. Being a semi housebound old woman in the middle of San Francisco, I adore getting out and about with the pair of you.
Thanks for a delightful post.
Harry Potter is for everyone! A magician for the birdly set. Thank you NBB, great post! (oh, you make me laugh…)
Great post NBB,
Thanks for the birding and HP info! Great combo actually as I am fans of both! Thanks for the Crookshanks reference. Did NOT make that connection. Can’t wait to see part 2. Read all books, but am slow to find time to get to the theatre!