I’m fairly certain that there are people out there who would gladly place that sash over my head and if it’s going to be a cage match, Franzen, I warn you now, I may be a girl, but I fight dirty, know my way around a folding chair and I’m not afraid to attempt a Pile Driver.
There’s an article about the documentary on HBO about birding called The Central Park Effect. I haven’t seen it yet, I would love to have HBO cause I loves me some Peter Dinklage on Game of Thrones however, I’m not willing to pay over $100 to get one channel and a whole host of others that I’m really not interested in. I do want to see it because birdspot is in it and I’m generally interested in the subject.
However Jonathan Franzen is in it and well, Laura Helmuth over at The Slate has some harsh criticism for him in her article Jonathan Franzen Is The World’s Most Annoying Bird Watcher. Which I have mixed feelings about. She gets off some great quips and it’s clear that Franzen has given her some fantastic ammunition, from the article:
“And here’s Jonathan Franzen on birding: ‘I thought it was embarrassing. I still think it’s embarrassing, a little bit. You’re basically defenseless. You’ve got your binoculars up and you’re looking at something nobody else is looking at, and everybody else is looking at you and thinking, what a dweeb.’”
But let’s face it, whatever issue one my have with Franzen (I’ve never met nor birded with him so I have no idea how annoying he could be) I think the bar has already been set very high as to most annoying bird watcher on the planet. Not that the two gents in the above picture are the most annoying bird watchers ever, though, Non Birding Bill has pointed out on more than one occasion that when the three of us are out in the woods, I tend to stay several paces behind so I can hear birds and see the ones they flush. But I love this photo because there they are in the woods with their phones and I’ve overheard more than one bird watcher grumble behind me that all I do is text when I’m birding–even tho I’m usually sending photos of birds we see in the field to Twitter and those same people who complain love my phone when they want to know football scores.
As cringe inducing as it is to have someone well known to the non birding public talk about his birding shame, that’s not that annoying. When I think of annoying bird watchers, I think of scope hogs or people who walk/stand in front of spotting scopes, paying not attention to the group behind them.
Or I think of the awful field trip leader who waded into alligator infested waters to wander through a bunch of reeds to clap and flush a bittern so people could see it (where if we had just exercised a bit of patience a fantastic view of a stationary bird in full sun could have been had by all.
I also think of the know it all types who rip beginning birders a new one because they don’t know all the unwritten rules of the birding listserv and post something they shouldn’t have or ask a question that’s far too basic.
Or the birding related companies that offer trips to introduce new product and only invite male writers and editors because why would you want females out in the field?
There’s a whole host of most annoying bird watchers in the world.
I also think we should be careful with well known people who watch birds and the standard we hold them to. For most of us, bird watching is a hobby, a form of relaxation, a release. I know there are several celebrities who watch birds and for them, that is their break, their time to unwind. They may not want to be the poster child for birding, they may just want to hang out in the park and enjoy those kingbirds.
Granted, Franzen did bring this on himself by writing and being interviewed about his deep birding shame.