Quick Ruth Update

Ruth tried to pick up the invalid crows yesterday to no avail. They apparently "hoaxed" her. She left a message today saying that the crows wanted her to pick them up. She laid bags down for them and waited at a local gas station until she got the psychic signal that they were ready to be picked up. She got the signal, but just as she was getting the bags the crows said that they weren't in there. Something to do with her using plastic bags instead of paper bags made them want to hoax her. I think it's more to do with the mischievous nature of the crow. According to several complaints from blue haired ladies at the store, crows seem to have nothing better to do than torment old women.