Nope. No, Sir. I Don't Approve.
Okay, I have placed the shirt order and they should be printed next week. We're going ahead and taking orders. We're doing these shirts in batches: we based the first order off the replies in the comments section, with a few extra to be on the safe side. So, if you want a shirt by the holidays, be sure to order one now.
They should start shipping late next week.