I want to watch birds with him for several reasons. Number one, he's Owen Wilson (known by some as the Butterscotch Stallion) and my hormones demand it that I be somewhere in his vicinity. Number two, I love most of his movies--Royal Tennenbaums, Zoolander, anything with Jackie Chan (if I could have an Owen Wilson/Jackie Chan sandwich, I'd die a happy woman...did I just share too much...) Number three, I WISH more birders dressed like this. Hot pink pants? Purple jacket? Turquois shirt? I have that exact hat only mine is in leopard print.