One of my nephews has sent me a Flat Stanley. Having the mind of a 13 year old, I'm tempted mostly to take inappropriate photos of him:
I mean, come on, if you have a friend who has a zombie arm and tombstone in their backyard, of course you are going to put Flat Stanley in it and send a letter home that he was lost in a freak snow zombie attack. But most of my photos have involved Flat Stanley and compromising photos with bottles of Jameson and I can't really send those back to his school so I've tried to take Flat Stanley birding:
I set him out at a bird feeder with some seed and immediately he had fun with juncos. I think he'll be fine so long as a Cooper's hawk doesn't shows up.