No Tongues!

This photo by Sergei Grits, Associated Press showed up on the Star Tribune's Photo of the Day. It's of Belarusian Leonid Kulakov feeding house sparrows with seeds from his tongue in Minsk, Belarus, Friday.

All I can say is: NO no no no NO no no! NO! Wrong! No! Get some hot water, get some iodine! Why not just lick a pigeon for crying out loud. It's doing stupid crap like this that leads to bird flu.

I love birds, freakishly so, but that's crossing a line. Ew.