Valentine's Inspiration 9

[youtube][/youtube] Today's Valentine's Day inspiration comes from one of the coolest ducks in North America: The Ruddy Duck!  Their display shows that there is truly someone for everyone.  If you need to renew that spark or pair bond with your partner, this might be something to shake things up to epic proportions.  Find a pool or large bathtub.  Float around and gather a bunch of bubbles at your chest, then pound it with your chin while making a flatulent sound (with your mouth, not the other end).*  If you have trouble creating bubbles with your chest, consider trying this technique in a hot tub.

Some ladies can't resist a little stifftail like the ruddy duck.

*Warning, use of the technique may result in blue bills.